This is your life

Oh lord, won't you buy me, a mercedes benz...

Howdy HO campers. So life is rolling right along. To start off this blog, I have to point out one fact...

I'm fat

Yes, that is a fact. People who don't know me and are reading this are thinking..."no, you're just (insert clever euphamism for being fat)." What those people don't understand is, I'm not self concious about it at all. But, I've decided to seriously loose some weight. Here are the bonuses of me losing 75 pounds.

I will get:
a)$75 dollars from my friends
b)a trampoline
c)the ladies

The first one is kind of obvious, my friends said if I lost weight, over fifty pounds, they would match it dollar per pound. The second one has a little bit of a story to it. I'm at home on Sunday morning and my mom is looking at the ads, as she always does on sunday mornings. There was an ad for a trampoline, and she said something to the effect of, "We should get one". She was probably kidding, but then I said, "If we got one, I'd lose 75 lbs so I could go on it". There was silence, and then she said, "If you lose 75lbs, we'll get one" Hence letter b. NOw letter c is obvious. I mean, I'm already irresistable to the opposite sex, but if I trim down to 225, I would be on hot muther fucker. So, all you ladies out there who are looking to hook up with a hot guy, I'd get your foot in the door now, cause when I hit my target, there will be a line. Anyway... on to work.

Work is actually kind of ok right now. We had a hella busy day today, and multiple missing, so it was kind of hectic, but over all not too bad. Something funny happened though. Two weeks ago, I got a call from Werner freight systems for Staples in Rialto CA. I thought nothing of it, because I ship there sometimes using werner. Today, I got a similar call, just asking if we had any of there trailers, which was the original question. Well, then, two hours later, I get a call from a truck driver trying to make a delivery apointment. Finally, I was like, WTF??? so I call up werner and ask for the staples rep. I get her and tell her the situation, mentioning that I'm in Illinois, not California. She says, "ok, let me look up what we have here." She then puts me on hold for five minutes. I'm not complaining, cause the music was ok. She comes back, and says, "Ok, let me look up this number here...(two minutes of silence pass)...yeah, here we go, I have a few numbers. One is 847...(me) and the other is 909...(CA). I tell her which is mine, and she says she took it off. If it takes you a total of seven minutes to look on a system that you use every day, for a phone number, maybe you would forget to actually erase that number. I guess only time will tell.

Other life goings on...I"M GOING TO VEGAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's gonna rock the hizzie, for shizzie. I'm so psyched, I was up for an hour last night just thinking about it. I gotta go for now though. Peace outside!

Fuzzy Phil Memory:Him kicking anything
Weight:300 and dropping
Days 'til Vegas:72
...my friends all drive porches, I must make ammends

posted by TFK @ 5:40 PM